I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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