So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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