She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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