love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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