fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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