So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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