Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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