Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am available for nakedness
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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