just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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