ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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