Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
