dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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