you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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