I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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