True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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