at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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