belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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