so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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