Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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