like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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