i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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