am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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