sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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