Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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