We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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