We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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