Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
