I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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