Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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