Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
