Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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