that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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