he shaved USA in his pubs
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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