Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
