I want to make a zoo with you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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