Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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