just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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