Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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