Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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