So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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