I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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