i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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