I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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