Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i barfeds in our rink
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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