But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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