he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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