Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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