Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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