Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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