I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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