so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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