you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
