Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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