Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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