When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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