Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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