As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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